The Real Slim Shady Lyrics – Eminem

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics Details

Song NameThe Real Slim Shady
AlbumThe Marshall Mathers LP
Released on2000
LanguageEnglish
SingerEminem
GenresComedy hip hop & Rap
Duration4:28
Music Label EminemMusic

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Sadie please stand up?
I repeat,
will-the-real Slim-Sadie. pleas-stand upp?

We’re going to have a problem here. You al acts like you never seem a white-person beforeā€¦.
Jaw’s all on the floor.
Like Pam,
Like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whooping her
ass 1st and before they first with the boys.
So in the row with furniture.
It’s the return-of-the-Oh,wait,no,wait..
You’re kidding.


He-didn’t just-say what-I-think he-did.
He did. He and Doctor Dre said nothing. Idiots.
Doctor Dre said he’s locked in my basement.
Feminist women love Eminem.
Pick a chicken, chicken.
Slim Shady. I’m sick of him.


Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what, Lipping.
And you know who.
Yeah, but he’s so cute though.
Yeahh, I probabely got-a-couple screw-up-in-my-head-lose,
but-no worse-than-what’s-going-on in-your-parents-bedrooms.. Sometimes-I-want-to-get-on-TV and just+let-loose-but-cann’t.
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moon.
My bum is on your lips.
My bum is on your lips.


And if I am lucky-you-might just-give it ye little-kiss.
And that’s the message that we deliver the little
kids&expect them-not to-know-what a-woman-is.
This is of course they’re going to know
when in the course is by the time they hit 4th grade.
They got the Discovery Channel, don’t they?
We ain’t nothing but mammals.
Well, some of his cannibals, but other people open like cantaloupe.
But it we can-hump-that-animals&antelopes.
And there’s the reason that a man and another man can’t elope.
But if you feel like I feel like out the Cannado.
When you wake your pantyhose, Sing the car.
Is Annie gone? I’m Slim Shady. Yes, I’m the real Shady.
Or you want the Slim Shady.
So-want-the-real-Slim-Shady.
Please stand up.


Please stand up. Please stand up. Because I’m Slim Shady.
Yes, I’m the real Shady video.
You want the slim shadies.
Are Justin Mutts dating someone the real Slim Shady?
Please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.
and Fred Durst and hear him argue over who she gave to 1st Little.
Put me on blast on MTV.


Yeah,he’is-cute,-but-I-think-he’s married-to-Kim.
I said download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave him.
And M. I’m sick of you, little girl and boy groups.
Are you doing was annoying me so I have been sitting here to
destroy-you-and-there’s-a million-of us just-like me-who-bust like-me
wh- just don’t give up like me who dress like me
walk talk and act like me. And just might be the next best thing but not quite me. I’m Slim Shady.


You sign the real Shady or you want the Slim
Shadys are just stim up dating some won’t the real slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up
. Please stand up because I’m slim Shady. You sign the real shady
or you want the slim Shady or just stim up dating.
Some won’t the real slim Shady. Please stand up.
Please stand up. Please stand up.
I’m like a head trip to listen to. Because I’m only giving you things you joke about
with your friends inside your living room.
The only difference is I got the balls and say it in front of y’all
and now I don’t got to be false and sugar coated at all.
I-just&get-on-a-mic- and spit-it.


And-whether-you-like-to admit-it,
I just better than 90% of you rappers out kid.
Then you want to How can kids eat up these albums?
Like this is funny because at the rate I’m going when I’m 30 I’ll be the only person in the nursing home flirting being to nurses asses.
But I’m for Jergens and I’m jerking.


But this whole back of Viagra isn’t working.
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurk.
And you be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion ring.
We’re in the parking lot, circling, screaming.
I don’t give up. With his windows down in the system up.
So will the real shady.


Please-stand-up and put-one-of-those-fingers-on-each handsup.
And be-proud-to-be-out-of-your-mind and-out-of&controlā€¦
And-1-more-time, loud as-you-can. How-does-it-go? Slim-Shady?
Yes, I’m the real-shady-on-you.
When-the-Slim-Shadys-are-just dimmer-tating.
So-won’t-the-real-Slim-Shady-please stand-up? Please’stand-up..
Please stand up. Because I’m Slim Shady.


Yes, I’m the real Shady on you. When the Slim Shadys are just dimmer tating.
So-won’t-the-real-Slim-Shady-please stand-up? Please’stand-up..
Please stand up. Please stand up. Because I’m Slim Shady.
Yes, I’m the real Shady. Or you want the Slim Shady.
So just still up dating.


So-won’t-the-real-Slim-Shady-please stand-up? Please’stand-up..
Please stand up. Because I’m Slim Shady.
Yes, I’m the real Shady. Or you want the Slim Shady.
So just still up dating. So won’t the real Slim Shady.
Please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.

The Real Slim Shady Lyrics Info :

“The Real Slim Shady” is a track featured on the album “The Marshall Mathers LP,” which saw its release in 2000.

This song is performed by the well-known artist Eminem, who has made a name for himself in the comedy hip hop and rap genres. The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

Notably, the song achieved remarkable success by winning the coveted MTV Video Music Award for Video of the Year, along with other prestigious accolades.

Its impact was further highlighted by multiple nominations, including the esteemed MTV Video Music Award for Video of the Year. Recognized for its witty lyrics and a memorable music video, The Real Slim Shady Lyrics

“The Real Slim Shady” stands as a significant composition in Eminem’s music catalog, showcasing his distinctive and unparalleled style.

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